Wednesday, May 9, 2007


For those of you who havent heard of the Blood Sweat Monkeys yet, these guy are a crazy band. And while they are not metal, they are mental, meaning that they are so intense and out there that you have to be out there to truly enjoy it, and strangely many people do... so check this out from there upcoming DVD!!! This is seriously the first time the shit will be seen anywhere!! CHECK THIS OUT NOW!!!

Thursday, May 3, 2007


In the small New England town of Dunwich, a priest commits suicide by hanging himself in the church cemetery which, according to a book of prophecy's written 4,000 years ago referred to as "The Book Of Enoch", results in the Seven gates of hell opening, Unleashing the dead to reek havoc on the poor town (which was once the site of the Salem witch burnings). Peter, a New York City reporter, teams up with a young psychic, named Mary, to travel to the town where they team up with another couple, psychiatrist Jerry and patient Sandra, will they find a way to close the gates before All Saints Day? Or will the dead all over the world rise up and kill the living?! Another amazing movie from the Godfather of Gore, of course you know that I am referring to the master himself, Lucio Fulci. This movie is just beautiful, one of my favorite movies, it's unbelievably moody and atmospheric. Intense scenes of eerie zombies and a rather brutal scene that involves a drill and you can imagine what else to expect. Fabio Frizzi does an absolutely amazing job here with the soundtrack, it adds to much to the overall feel of the movie. I know plenty of people that will try to steer your clear of this movie, but that is simply because they don't know shit about how to fully get involved with a movie of this standard, they'd rather watch shit that doesn't demand your attention, a lazy horror movie fan. This movie has been and will remain to be a classic by a classic Italian master of Horror. FULCI LIVES!

Wednesday, May 2, 2007


"Let it be known, sons and daughters, that Satan was an acid head. Drink from his cup; pledge yourselves. And together, we'll all freak out. "

Have you found yourself wondering lately the question that seems to be on everybodys mind? What if a group of Satanic, LSD-dropping, Crazy Hippies wander upon a small, isolated town and contract Rabies, making them all go completely fucking out of their minds? Well, if your are one of the countless people asking this very same question than I have something CRAZY for you! A band of satanist hippies roll into a town and begin terrorizing the local folk. They rape a local girl and her grandpa goes after them. He fails and is given LSD. This bothers his grandson and he gets back at the hippies by feeding them meat pies infected with blood from a rabid dog. They turn into crazed lunatics and begin killing and/or infecting everything in their path. This movie was one of the craziest movies I've seen for quite some time, and this considering I recently reviewed Cannibal Holocaust, this is a very different kind of intense brutality. The story is insane, and so is everything that occurs in this movie. Great gore, intense music and decent acting (all things considered). Do yourself a favor and rent, no, BUY this movie. It will definitely blow your fuckin' mind! I was actually glued to the screen, I couldn't wait to see what was going to actually happen next, great climactic ending, quit reading this and get it. Oh, and comeback afterwards for more reviews or anything else that might come to mind.

Friday, April 27, 2007


A New York anthropologist, named Professor Harold Moore (Robert Kerman), travels to the wild, inhospitable jungles of South American with two local guides to find out what happened to a documentary film crew which disappeared nearly a year earlier while traveling into the same jungle, called the 'Green Inferno' to film a documentary about reputed cannibal tribes. After a long search and encountering a few primitive tribes, Professor Moore finds the remains of the crew and several reels of their undeveloped film. Upon returning to the USA, Professor Moore views the film in detail featuring the travels of the director Alan Yates (Gabriel York), his assistant Faye Daniels (Francesa Ciardi), and cameramen Jack Anders (Perry Pirkanen) and Mark Tomaso (Luca Giorgio Barbareschi) venturing into the jungles where the inexperienced, street-wise film group, after finding the indigenous tribes to docile for their film, decide to push them for kicks, with drastic consequences. This movie, for everyone who has heard of this now mythical piece of cinematic history, has been called one of the most (if not THE most) controversial and sickening movies ever made. It has been banned in too many countries to list here, and has been even more heavily censored where it was actually allowed to be screened (few and far between). Many who've experienced the sheer unforgiving brutality of this movie has often felt severe nausea and a feeling of guilt/depression, so it's definitely a movie you HAVE to prepare yourself for. Featuring actual Animal Slaughter, brutal gore and the like, It's not hard to see what the fess has always been about. Check it out if you dare.


After a chemical leak at the Hope Centre in Papua New Guinea (an organisation devoted to feeding underdeveloped countries) turns its staff into flesh-eating zombies, a four-man commando squad led by Mike London are sent to investigate. They run into a TV news crew led by celebrity reporter Lea, who are after the same story, but when they discover that the entire country has been overrun by zombies, what are the chances of them getting the message across? I know people seem to give this movie a lot of shit, and for what? Sure, while is certainly isn't the greatest zombie movie ever made it definitely not the worst. I mean, I've seen major Hollywood zombie movies with crazy effects and bigger budgets that suck WAY more than this movie. It has an awesome soundtrack (and so what if it is what Goblin used for other movies), mediocre effects and acting, but it has a lot of heart and the stock footage it uses (another reason why people seem to give it so much shit) seems to add another level to it, I really enjoy seeing footage of actual tribes in New Guinea that they tie in with the movie, its cool. So bottom line is this, this movie might not go down as one of the greatest zombie movies of all time, but it should go down as a movie that delivers on what it promises, and that's a good, gory, cheesy time.