Wednesday, May 9, 2007


For those of you who havent heard of the Blood Sweat Monkeys yet, these guy are a crazy band. And while they are not metal, they are mental, meaning that they are so intense and out there that you have to be out there to truly enjoy it, and strangely many people do... so check this out from there upcoming DVD!!! This is seriously the first time the shit will be seen anywhere!! CHECK THIS OUT NOW!!!

Thursday, May 3, 2007


In the small New England town of Dunwich, a priest commits suicide by hanging himself in the church cemetery which, according to a book of prophecy's written 4,000 years ago referred to as "The Book Of Enoch", results in the Seven gates of hell opening, Unleashing the dead to reek havoc on the poor town (which was once the site of the Salem witch burnings). Peter, a New York City reporter, teams up with a young psychic, named Mary, to travel to the town where they team up with another couple, psychiatrist Jerry and patient Sandra, will they find a way to close the gates before All Saints Day? Or will the dead all over the world rise up and kill the living?! Another amazing movie from the Godfather of Gore, of course you know that I am referring to the master himself, Lucio Fulci. This movie is just beautiful, one of my favorite movies, it's unbelievably moody and atmospheric. Intense scenes of eerie zombies and a rather brutal scene that involves a drill and you can imagine what else to expect. Fabio Frizzi does an absolutely amazing job here with the soundtrack, it adds to much to the overall feel of the movie. I know plenty of people that will try to steer your clear of this movie, but that is simply because they don't know shit about how to fully get involved with a movie of this standard, they'd rather watch shit that doesn't demand your attention, a lazy horror movie fan. This movie has been and will remain to be a classic by a classic Italian master of Horror. FULCI LIVES!

Wednesday, May 2, 2007


"Let it be known, sons and daughters, that Satan was an acid head. Drink from his cup; pledge yourselves. And together, we'll all freak out. "

Have you found yourself wondering lately the question that seems to be on everybodys mind? What if a group of Satanic, LSD-dropping, Crazy Hippies wander upon a small, isolated town and contract Rabies, making them all go completely fucking out of their minds? Well, if your are one of the countless people asking this very same question than I have something CRAZY for you! A band of satanist hippies roll into a town and begin terrorizing the local folk. They rape a local girl and her grandpa goes after them. He fails and is given LSD. This bothers his grandson and he gets back at the hippies by feeding them meat pies infected with blood from a rabid dog. They turn into crazed lunatics and begin killing and/or infecting everything in their path. This movie was one of the craziest movies I've seen for quite some time, and this considering I recently reviewed Cannibal Holocaust, this is a very different kind of intense brutality. The story is insane, and so is everything that occurs in this movie. Great gore, intense music and decent acting (all things considered). Do yourself a favor and rent, no, BUY this movie. It will definitely blow your fuckin' mind! I was actually glued to the screen, I couldn't wait to see what was going to actually happen next, great climactic ending, quit reading this and get it. Oh, and comeback afterwards for more reviews or anything else that might come to mind.