Wednesday, May 2, 2007

"I DRINK YOUR BLOOD" REVIEW



"Let it be known, sons and daughters, that Satan was an acid head. Drink from his cup; pledge yourselves. And together, we'll all freak out. "


Have you found yourself wondering lately the question that seems to be on everybodys mind? What if a group of Satanic, LSD-dropping, Crazy Hippies wander upon a small, isolated town and contract Rabies, making them all go completely fucking out of their minds? Well, if your are one of the countless people asking this very same question than I have something CRAZY for you! A band of satanist hippies roll into a town and begin terrorizing the local folk. They rape a local girl and her grandpa goes after them. He fails and is given LSD. This bothers his grandson and he gets back at the hippies by feeding them meat pies infected with blood from a rabid dog. They turn into crazed lunatics and begin killing and/or infecting everything in their path. This movie was one of the craziest movies I've seen for quite some time, and this considering I recently reviewed Cannibal Holocaust, this is a very different kind of intense brutality. The story is insane, and so is everything that occurs in this movie. Great gore, intense music and decent acting (all things considered). Do yourself a favor and rent, no, BUY this movie. It will definitely blow your fuckin' mind! I was actually glued to the screen, I couldn't wait to see what was going to actually happen next, great climactic ending, quit reading this and get it. Oh, and comeback afterwards for more reviews or anything else that might come to mind.